Every single person I know, plus relatives, and even a distant cousin we assumed had been eaten by cannibals sent me emails, texts, or carrier pigeon notes on the existence of this car and the fact that it was for sale. For that I am eternally thankful (doubly so for the cannibal guy). Going forward from there I’d have to say that mental illness manifests itself in all sorts of different ways. Some people grow long beards, some guys like J-body Chryslers, and even others like old slow tractors. There’s a special class of people however that do this. “This” refers to the 1998 Honda Accord that has been made into some sort of tribute to a dually pickup truck. We have no reason to believe that this was a movie prop or something built by aliens and dropped here as a social experiment. Nope, this was someone’s vision come to life…and now it could be yours.
The seller’s name is Jimmy and here’s what Jimmy lists on Craigslist:
alright for sale is something that you will never see again
and might have to see to believe. its a highly customized 1998 honda accord.
it has 125k on it. there is a long list of custom work
whelen off road spot lights
44 inch off road spot and flood bar
8 cb wips
back up beeper
boat air horns
smoke stack exhaust
rear dually and deally fenders.
dodge tow mirrors
there is nothing wrong with the car just want to see if i can sell it for anything.
will trade or consider reasonable offers.
Maybe we could deal with the dually wheels. Maybe we could deal with the pintle hitch. Maybe, just maybe we could get past the Dodge tow mirrors, but the eight CB antennas? That’s two too many and everyone knows that. Hey, I’m reasonably sure that this Honda throws more light off of it than any Accord ever made thanks to the light bars and stuff, so there’s that.
Just look at the photos and fear for the fact that someone could buy this and that it may allow Jimmy to set his sights on another innocent vehicle…although him tearing up Accords may actually be a good thing in the end.