If you have ever watched a professional drag race team on the starting line you know that there are usually a couple of guys working as “wipers” these fellows are in charge of making sure the huge rear slicks are free of rocks, debris, water, or anything else that could cause them to lose traction or even fail on the track. That’s what this guy is doing.
Now that you know what’s happening, we want to know what this guy is saying or thinking while going about his work under one of the Force Racing nitro funny cars. Have at it!
CAPTION THIS PHOTO! WHAT IS THIS DUDE THINKING OR SAYING?
12. “You know when the VHT sticks your hand to a 150-degree slick?”
“I hate when that happens!”
11. “OH NO! I think I just heard a tearing sound . . . at the back of my pants.”
9. “That’s the last time I let Speedy install the battery cut-off!”
8. “You know when the VHT sticks your tongue to a 150-degree slick?”
“Thi thate thwhen tthat thappensh!”
7. “Are you sure you hid the entry fee money up in here?
6. “Please don’t drop the clutch . . . Please don’t drop the clutch . . . .”
5. “That Force girl really picked a fine place to lose her engagement ring!”
4. “You know when the VHT sticks your fat beer gut to a 150-degree slick? . . . ”
3. “Now who thought this was a good place to reheat a “Track Dog?”
2. “I wonder if Castol will send me a check for getting their shirt in Bangshift.com?”
1. “Diggin’ out another pile of ‘Camaro’ sure is tough!”
I know that the hide a key is here some where!
Even though the team had told him numerous times not to, Steve couldn’t help but hold onto his superstition of kissing the slicks for good luck prior to launch.
or
Mr. Goodyear really likes what he does.
1. Great ….. Who’s gum is this?
2. Thats it …… no more big league chew for John
3. Who was walking their dog on the starting line?
4. Yup … looks like you picked up a nail
5. Damn …. hell of a time for my stomach to act up
6. Looks like you’ve got a bad muffler bearing
7. Hey … i found Austin Coil
8. Its got a cracked injector line, the radiator is damaged at the core, and it’s missing a few teeth of the timing gear
9. A fella …. a quick fella … might have a weapon under there … i’d have to pin his head to the panel
10. Boobie trapped … touch those tanks and KABOOM
(sorry i was on a road warrior roll)
Funny stuff, but Bangshift tradition requires that you add an eleventh caption.
sorry outsider…. i ignorant to the ways of bangshift tradition
I just noticed I violated BS tradition with twelve captions. “You know, when the VHT sticks your brain to a 150-degree slick?”
“I hate when that . . . uh . . . what was I saying?”
11. Sssstuck? sssssstuck ssssstuck …
Shit this tracks hot,I should have worn knee pads.
here kitty kitty!
No It’s ok you don’t need a new tire !
You just picked up a nail I’ll have a plug in it in a second and you’ll be on your way 🙂
come on, puff puff give, puff puff give damm!
Home or work….always wiping someone else’s rear…
“Dammit… I know I put that hide-a-key here somewhere…
“Dang. Should of cleaned the lettering before the burnout, this is burning my tounge! why won’t they buy me a cloth.”
I think he is saying,
“I swear if i get you, I’m gonna sit back and watch you drive me around!”
I found Waldo!
“Dang it! Too…..much…..VHT……!”