This photo had our mind reeling with possibilities of awesome captions. We should give you some background info first, though. No one was hurt in this accident. In fact, no one was even in the Cadillac. It was on a trailer full of other Cadillacs that was obliterated by the train you see in the photo. This sedan was lucky enough to hang on for the ride.
In terms of mechanical fights, train versus car is the most unfair match-up you’ll find. It’s like a tank hitting a tin can. That Cadillac probably weighs less than the cow catcher on the front of the locomotive!
You know the drill, think up some awesome captions and drop them on us! We’ll start it out.
After Thomas the Tank Engine lost his show, he turned to snorting coke and eventually, Cadillacs.
The car handles well on rails.
Next time we jump a train, the ramp needs to be TALLER than the train….
They were right – you can see more when you travel by rail!
First, they start putting bick racks on busses……..now they are putting Cad-a-racks on TRAINS?? WTF
Casey was tired of business as usual,and opted for the hi dollar Cadillac horn
Take a message “To the NTSB , Subject: Driver side airbags, We seem to have had an unusual deployment”.
“I know the Autotrain was full but this is ridiculous!”
Ummmm… I hate to say this, but you’ve got something in your teeth
the all new cadillac catera “the caddy that zigs!”
I wanted just a Cadillac hood ornament, not the whole car.
Fortunately, the airbags deployed in the train, saving the conductor’s life…
Hello, OnStar. I’m hearing a Loud Noise coming from outside my car.
The dealerships detailers are going to be pissed.
If it can catch a cow it can catch a cadilliac.
It’s true, nothing rides like a Cadillac!
Don’tcha mess with my Choo Choo!
Of course
Pardon me boys…is this the catch-a-caddy choo choo???
“hold my beer, and watch this…”
People put Cadillac crests in the strangest places…
Looks like Bo and Luke are loosing their touch.
Worlds biggest oilplug
Does this Caddy make my engine look fat ?And does the color go well with my wheels ??
Call the sales mgr, we are going to have to reduce the price on that window sticker.