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Caption This Photo: Cause We Can’t Figure Out Why An Idiot Would Do Burnouts Like This


Caption This Photo: Cause We Can’t Figure Out Why An Idiot Would Do Burnouts Like This

And before you climb on your front wheel drive short horse, know that I’ve done hundreds of front wheel drive burnouts and only a couple required anyone holding onto the car. Those couple were buddies holding on the rear spoiler in an effort to keep the car from moving forward because the rear wheels were sliding with the e-brake set. But that lasted all of a few minutes when we realized that three normal sized dudes sitting in the trunk made the e-brake hold the car just fine. Have a Honda Civic hatch? Works great there too. Pontiac Grand Prix GT? Yep, been there, done that, got the shirt. VW Scirocco? Yep. Ford Escort GT? Works there too. Toyota Corolla GT? Mitsubishi Galant? Got both of those under the old belt as well. Of course Mini Vans are some of, if not THE, best front wheel drive burnout vehicles since the front drive Cadillac Eldorados.

So, caption this photo with us, as weirdos try to get killed making tire smoke with a front drive car.


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18 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: Cause We Can’t Figure Out Why An Idiot Would Do Burnouts Like This

  1. RodneyAwesome

    Two of the better burnout machines I have personally owned were a Chevy Corsica and a Dodge Dynasty. I was 16, one was Moms and one was Grandmas, I am not proud but it happened!

  2. KCR

    As soon as it goes wrong,it will just be God culling the heard. It kinda looks like the idiots that stand on the starting line near the tree at a drag strip .all of it falls under WTF

  3. Mopar or No Car

    Pre-OBD automotive cultures practice “laying on of hands” to exorcise demons from their cars

  4. RodneyAwesome

    Wow, by looking at the comments it seems none of yall old time hot rod guys ever did anything dumb…

    1. KCR

      Your gona be called “pull back the coffin lid”And yes we did real stupid shit.I always said the good lord must really love teen aged boys.Or there would be a lot more not here. However we never did stupid shit with people standing in front of the car!!!

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