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Category Archive: ChadMouth

Things You Just Don’t Start The Week Off Expecting To See

Every week we see some of the weirdest stuff, and yet every week something grabs my attention and makes me laugh or cringe or wince because it certainly isn’t what I was expecting in my weekly...

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Caption This Photo: Cause We Can’t Figure Out Why An Idiot Would Do Burnouts Like This

And before you climb on your front wheel drive short horse, know that I’ve done hundreds of front wheel drive burnouts and only a couple required anyone holding onto the car. Those couple were...

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Chadmouth: Why Is It That Virtually Everyone Selling Something On Facebook Is An Imbecile?

I’ve been shopping for a Square Body Dually for the past few weeks, and have been excited by the fact that never in history has there been more available resources or outlets to explore in...

Don’t Be Surprised When Kids Like The Ones On This Commercial End Up On The News

I’ve had one of those days where most of the people and things I have seen have made me think that most of humanity is filled with incredibly stupid people. When I saw this Liberty Mutual...

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Craigslist Chronicles: Who Do I Have To Kill To Buy A Truck On Craigslist?!

I’m killing some ass hat before this is over. I mean seriously, how hard is it to shoot photos with your phone, list the features, options, and mileage, and decide on a price? How hard is that?...

You Can’t Drive To Texas From Here! Or…Holy Crap We Are Screwed…

(Photo courtesy of TheCrazyTourist.com) 2016 has been crazy for me already, and I have several editorials to write, but this one I’m writing on the plane because this morning event’s are...

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Chadmouth: WTF Commercials Edition. Dodge’s New Charger Commercials Rule. But What Was Lincoln Thinking?

While I normally use the fast forward button on my DVR whenever possible, I do enjoy certain commercials for their entertainment value or because they are for something I care about. Such is the case...

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When You Kick The Rods Out At 1000 Feet, It Has A Completely Different Set Of Consequences In A Plane. I Almost Died!

NOTE:  I’m sorry it took me awhile to write this. I wanted to do it earlier, but to tell you the truth the seriousness of it started sinking in a couple days later and it just didn’t...

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WTF! I Hate People That Put Ads Like This Up On Craigslist!

If any of you ever have listened to an Earl Pitts rant on the radio, then think of me as the younger, more hot rod centric version.  You know what makes me go “WTF?!” What ads piss me...

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Chadmouth: Street Car My Ass!!!! Just Cause It’s Got A Plate Doesn’t Mean It Is!

This is so not going to go the way you think it is. I’ve long been a proponent of real street cars, but I’ve also never been the guy that drove stuff most people thought of as...

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2013’s Best Super Bowl Commercial: Paul Harvey And Ram Trucks.

We thought that the Ram Truck Commercial that aired during the 2013 Super Bowl was the best one of the bunch. There were plenty of other good ones, including the Audi that the kid took to the prom,...

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Chadmouth: Traveling Rants From One Of The Travelenist Guys In Motorsports! Can We Just Cut Their Feet Off?

I was on the road 36 weekends this year, which is low compared to last year, but still a ton of travel. I defy anyone to have a more polished routine when rolling through airport security, the rental...

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Chadmouth: We Have Failed! We’ve Gone International And It’s Killing Baseball, Apple Pie, And Chevrolet.

We can fix it, but it’s going to hurt. You know, like pulling off a piece of duct tape you used as a band aid. The kind that is all stuck to the scab underneath. But realizing the problem is...

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CHADMOUTH: I Need Garage Space! But Don’t We All?

I know that virtually all of you will say “Me too!” after hearing me say “I need more garage space!”. It’s the universal need of all hot rodders and racers.  I have 6...

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