As most of you know by now, David Freiburger is returning to his position of Editor In Chief at Hot Rod magazine following 15 months of frolic here on the Web. Today is his first day back at the office, submerged in corporate life. In recognition of that event, we present you…

The Top 11 Things That Freiburger Found in His Office Today Upon His Return to Hot Rod Magazine

11.) A Flaming bag of poo.

10.) A new pair of personally monogrammed flip-flops.

9.) A copy of the company dress code.

8.) Two hose clamps with a small tag reading, “Transmission Mounts, Love Marlan”

7.) A looming deadline

6.) Prewritten hate mail from readers who just found out he was coming back.

5.) His first case of “The Monday’s” in a long ass time.

4.) Someone from HR there to do “company orientation”, whom he’ll swiftly kick in the shins and send packing.

3.) The ghosts of editors past

2.) A rotting Tuna sandwich that he forgot to throw out the day he left

1.) A sign reading “Welcome back Frieberger”