Do you remember the Adam Sandler spoof song “Ode To My Car”? The story of the pinnacle of beaters (the unloved type) just resonates with the latest vehicle that Matt Farah decided to slip behind the wheel of. Let’s be honest: there is no freaking need for Matt Farah to slip behind the wheel of a random bucket of bolts…this guy has driven the Grand National-swapped DeLorean, monster muscle cars, the best of Italy and Japan, and even has gone global in his quest to drive just about any and every vehicle out there. Dredging up a 1990 Nissan Axxess then, by comparison, seems not only out of his wheelhouse piling into the high-roof penalty box, complete with the mad mouse automated seat belts and…we wish we were kidding here…an honest-to-God toilet in the back cargo area. A functional toilet, at that. The tin can hoodscoop and woodgrain tape along the sides are just clarify that this rolling shitbox is meant to be more of a joke than anything else. It’s actually entertaining watching Farah try to justify why the Nissan works instead of why it should be crushed, set on fire and crushed again just to be sure. Because, seriously…who the hell puts a functional crapper into a Japanese minivan-thing that no full-size human could honestly use?!