Ever felt bad for a 1983 Pontiac Firebird? You’re about to. The “car” you see in the lead photo and all of the photos below rolled out of a factory in 1982/1983 as a shiny new third generation Pontiac Firebird. It had a 305 and a four speed. Most likely it was the apple of the new owner’s eve. Sure it was pretty slow, but it looked great, made the right noises, and had a stick shift transmission. Sometime after that, the car changed hands and ended up with the person who did what you see below to it. We’re not sure there are words in the English language that are not ugly and profane to use in the description of this car. The weight of the Firebird may have been doubled with the sheer amount of fiberglass used to form the “custom” fenders, nose, and roof panel. Luckily, the interior is missing lots of pieces, so that counts as an effort to make the car lighter.
It is Saturday and we’re sorry if this has shocked and scared you. We’e going to let you revel in these photos. The ad specifically states, ” DO NOT CONTACT ME WITH ANY NEGATIVE OR WISE ASS COMMENTS. IF YOUR BORED OR DON’T HAVE MUCH OF A LIFE THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM.” — So don’t call the guy…unless you want to buy this. If you do want to buy this, seek help from a trained medical professional RIGHT NOW.
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Kill it. Kill it with fire.
See kids, drugs really are bad for you.
OMG, WTF, LMAO, LSMFT…I don’t think you should say “Fire” anything around this POS unless you have an extinguisher near by.
No, you’re missing the point.. let it burn… PLEASE
the child-proof (handle less) doors are a plus…..because you can’t get in it….thankfully!
I guess space was at a premium in the engine bay since he put the “coolant ” overflow jug in the grille!
Cocaine is a hellava drug!
I don’t mind the coolant bottle – its the rest of it I cant handle…
That Dodge van from yesterday is starting to look good compared to this turd.
This is gonna give me nightmares. Thanks Brian. Some things you just can un-see.
Another bad acid trip put on wheels.
How much faster does the masking tape and paper make it go?
I know I have seen worse. But I really can’t remember when.
Dayum, that’s disgusting. Looks like some kinda Miami Vice era kit car abortion.
Looks like what happens when you leave model car parts and Play-Doh around a bored five-year-old.
Looks like that new nissan I actually like this better
Looks like that new nissan I actually like this better kinda uts a tempest buck uner the hood of a m3 alfa romeo and a heck of a lot better than just orinanary. Yea she’s a pig of weight but somthing to dream of or nightmare over. But it was hard ass work and someone is going to shi rtf on it.
Just when I thought an 83 T/A couldn’t suck any worse….
Sweet Jesus!
Slushbox, go figure.
And is willing to trade for one.
Absolutely ugly
Petrol and a match come to. Mind
Makes me cry. All the perfectly good beer coolers that were sacrificed at the recycler’s to come up with THAT much plastic!
oh lord sweet jesus “aint nobody got time for that”
I wonder how much of the original car is under there, I think he’d have better luck selling it if he ripped all of that hideous fiberglass off. I’d be embarrassed to even post that on Craig’s list!
Imagine someone actually used that much time to build it. And thoughtvit looked cool. Mark Hammel in a vette looks good now. My eye hurts…
FIRETURD!
what,no flux capacitor?
Some people should not own cars.
Mc Fly your car is ready.. with the roof cut like that I hope it’s not an f body.. and the guy is wrong and it’s a fiero.. and yes the 3rd gen dash and console is a mod a lot do.. tho they tend to use the 98 up dash.. with the roof and b pillars cut, it better have full rails under it..
The manual fuel pump was my favorite part of the ad thats gotta be a royal pain to work.