Category Archive: CHEVY
Copart Cadavers: This 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle Needs To Be Saved From The Crusher!
By the time I turned 18, I was already guilty of committing many, many atrocities against cars that didn’t deserve their fate. A 1975 Dodge Coronet was jumped, rolled, driven through trees,...
Pimp My Nova: This 1979 Cadillac Seville Opera Coupe Convertible Is Classy (In A Freak Show Kind Of Way!)
Forget opera windows, padded vinyl roofs or opera lights. Will someone who lived through the 1970s please explain how this coach-built Cadillac Seville actually saw the light of day, let alone a...
Unhinged: How This Too-Clean 1984 Ford Escort Sedan Brings Up Some Very Bad Memories
Looks way too clean to be for sale in 2016, doesn’t it? This 1984 Ford Escort L is currently up on Craigslist (CLICK HERE for the link), but seeing the car doesn’t induce thoughts of a...
Is There Anything Better Than Watching A 1966 Chevy Impala Going Wheels-Up At Launch? We Don’t Think So…Check This Out!
You can blame this video on my personal affinity for a black 1965 Impala that ran in NMCA’s Super Street category years ago: Nick Scavo’s Impala, nicknamed “Orca”. Between the...
Rough Start: Get Your Long Roof Fix With This 1979 Chevrolet Malibu Wagon!
If you haven’t noticed yet, the desirable late 1970s-early 1980s cars are starting to come up in value. What do we mean by “desirable”, when quite a few people dismiss that entire...
Does This Qualify As A Miracle? Buick Sold Over A Million Cars By September 2016!
When General Motors shuttered Pontiac in 2008 as part of their corporate restructuring program following the near-meltdown of the automotive industry, we were stunned to see that Buick, of all...
Ken Block, Pikes Peak, And The Hoonicorn V2: No Wonder Block Is Scared Of The Car!
When we first learned about Ken Block’s new, 1,400 horsepower on methanol, twin-turbocharged refresh of his already monster all-wheel-drive Mustang known as the “Hoonicorn”, the one...
Just What Brian Needs: A 1954 Dodge Job-Rated Truck With A 331 Hemi!
You know what we haven’t seen a lot of in a while? Big, lumbering trucks that are right up Lohnes’s alley. You know the kind: Classic styling, a torque-monster mill that is hooked to a...
Is The Party Over? Mustang Plants Are Idled As Camaro Somehow Outsells Ford In September!
For the first time in a couple of years, the Chevrolet Camaro has outsold the Ford Mustang…and that isn’t quite the open and shut case you would believe it should be. The Mustang has sold...
The Fuzz With The Buzz: This Nitrous-Infused Caprice PPV Is A Beast! We Want!
GM might not like the idea of the Chevrolet Caprice PPV getting into civilian hands, but what were they really going to do about it once police units started to sell them out of the fleet? It was the...
Cute-utes, Meet Your Monster: This 1977 Jeep Cherokee Chief Is Excellent!
Cute-utility vehicles (I’m sorry, I mean “crossovers”) are a plague on the roadways of America. It is a vehicle composed completely of compromise: I want utility, but I want...
Carfection’s Alex Goy Gets His Shot Behind The Wheel Of A Dodge Viper ACR And Falls In Lust (Right After Scaring The Crap Out Of Himself!)
It’s always a bit sad to see the automotive press fawning over a car that is soon to be gone. I saw it when the 4th generation Camaro and Firebird were about to be axed…for a time in...
Putting The “Panic” In Panic Stopping: Apparently, Jeep Renegades Can Do A Stoppie With Enough Speed!
We didn’t need another reason to look at the Jeep Renegade with disdain. It’s a cute-ute trying to be a big, bad, butch Jeep and fails miserably at the task, mostly because it’s a...
