The V6 Mustang is no longer the sad wheezing pile it was for many years. You can get yourself a V6 pony car these days with 300+ horsepower and enough suds to blown virtually anything but their V8 counterparts off the road. “Back when we were kids,” if you had a V6 Mustang you better have been a girl or a guy who bought it to cut up into a race car or something. The owner of this 2004 V6 Mustang is either the most hilarious guy around or he has posted the most bullshit riddled Craigslist ad of all time. From the “triple charged” engine making 950hp to the claimed top speed of 233 mph, you are looking at one ragged edge V6 ‘Stang. Quite a jump from what would have been about 200 or so factory HP.

Hey, the Voltron body kit “straight from Tokyo” is something to behold and the “race paint” is a genius claim that only a true bullshit artist could concoct. So congrats to this guy for making us laugh. We sincerely hope that was his intention….

In case the ad gets pulled down, here’s the complete text, don’t be drinking anything while you read this. You’ll spray it everywhere –

Hello, I have a very unique and one of a kind 2004 Mustang V6 for sale. It is in mint condition and has a Voltron Mark VII body kit imported straight from Tokyo. The body kit itself cost me around $8000. It also comes equipped with race paint, it is painted with a special blend of paint that is around 20lbs lighter than regular paint. The inside has been replaced with Recaro bucket racing seats and the dash has been custom painted with chameleon paint. This car is a quality show car and has won over thousands of awards. This car also has a lot of money invested in the engine. the last time i dynoed it, it made close to 950 horsepower. It is Tri-Charged (only one in the world) with 2 stage II Zordong turbochargers and a Kenne Bell supercharger. It has a 900lb shot of NOS too. This car will do 0-60 in under 3 seconds. and it can run 1/4 mile in 9.35 seconds and 202 mph. I have also topped this beauty out at around 233mph. 

If you are interested call or text me