I’ve driven the Woodward Dream Cruise once. My wife and I rode in Angry Grandpa for HOURS just to make one lap of the route between Detroit and Pontiac, Michigan and I’m pretty sure that with all of the traffic present, we could’ve jogged and have made better time. We would’ve been able to see more, for sure, because we wouldn’t have to park the car three miles away from Woodward just to check out a different lot. Complaining? Yes I am, but it’s a good problem to have…Woodward is literally a river of cars from sun-up to sundown and beyond. If you can’t find something that scratches your itch while you’re there, you never had an itch in the first place.

Three of Hoonigan’s more video-friendly hosts decided that this year was the year to plonk down $3,500 on an Oldsmobile 98 and to drive it up to the Dream Cruise. A big four-door drop-top sounds like the ideal cruiser for the show, doesn’t it? Pile your friends inside and get moving, right? Well…click play below and see how well that went!