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Top 11 Funny Acronyms for Car Brands

Top 11 Funny Acronyms for Car Brands

We happened to stumble into a page on CarBuyingTips.com that lists a LOT of funny acronyms for car brands. We’ve all heard Fix Or Repair Daily or Move Over People Are Racing, but that link holds countless others that we have never heard before. Here are our top 11 favorite unusual acronyms for cars.

Which one is your favorite?

11) Kia: Hummer: Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

10) Pontiac: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

9) Saleen: Some AristocratsLove Every Expensive Novelty (something tells us they cleaned up the “A”)

8.) Ford: From Our Reject Department

7) Maserati: Must Also Suggest Extra Rope and Towing Implements

6) Mopar: Motor On Pavement After Race

5) Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

4) Porsche: Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything

3) Saab: Swedish Automobiles Always Break Down

2) Subaru: Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas

1) Kia: Korean Imitation AccordHummer: Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources



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17 thoughts on “Top 11 Funny Acronyms for Car Brands

  1. 75Duster

    Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
    Massively Over Powered And Respected
    Created Hopelessly Every Vintage Year
    Honda CRX
    Concealed Rice Xplosion

  2. Remy-Z

    Honest Officer, no drugs aboard
    All Makes Combined
    Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair

  3. Piston Pete

    I AM NOT A RACIST, but funny is funny.
    Pontiac; Poor Old N*^#@r Thinks It’s A Cadillac.
    Ford; Fxxkin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge.
    Ford; First On Race Day. . . Hard to beat the classics.

  4. Lee

    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe

    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster

    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    Every Day Something Else Leaks

    These are from a website with MANY more:


  5. Erica

    Jeep: Just empty every pocket
    Hyundai: Hope you understand nothing’s drivable and inexpensive

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